Not A Machine.
Not A Machine.
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In Hirak Rajar Deshe, Udayan Pandit sang it against the king who had a machine for washing brains — নহি যন্ত্র, আমি প্রাণী. I am not a machine. I am a living being.
The king had a device that made people forget how to think. The teacher had a song that reminded them they could.
In 2026, the machine is your calendar. Your notification. Your performance review. The forgetting is still happening.
The song still works.
Size Guide
Size Guide
All measurements in inches. Measure around the fullest part of your chest. When between sizes, size up.
- S — Chest 36-38, Length 27
- M — Chest 38-40, Length 28
- L — Chest 40-42, Length 29
- XL — Chest 42-44, Length 30
- 2XL — Chest 44-46, Length 31
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
100% combed cotton. Pre-shrunk. Feels like it was always yours.
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or air dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Made to order. Dispatched within 5-7 business days.
Free shipping on orders above ₹999. Standard delivery 4-7 days after dispatch.
Returns accepted within 7 days for manufacturing defects. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for size or colour preference. Check the size guide before ordering.
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